We are just excited to see all of our humans. Come for part of the week, come for all of the week, just come ready to be happy.

SCHEDULE

We cannot check into the houses until 4 pm on the 13th, so literally don’t bother arriving at the addresses until then. However, if you are coming from DC, the traffic can suck super hard on Saturday. Because we do this drive every year, we now have a plan that you are welcome to join in on. The Smilliams family will likely be leaving D&B early on Saturday (6 am ish) and getting down there pre-soul sucking traffic, and just hanging out at New Realm Brewery while we wait for the houses to be ready. You are MORE than welcome to keep more of your soul and get there early with us.

Check out is a hard 10 am on the 20th. Shrug.

Location

As mentioned, we booked two beach houses. They are dope. They can be found here:

While most of you won’t be flying, if you are, the closest airport is Norfolk International Airport (ORF / KORF), but there are realistically multiple airports around the area that you can fly in to. Let us know if you want to rent a car OR if you just want someone to come grab you, we can and will make both options work to get your butts there. There are plenty of humans that can fit you in their cars. :)

RULES

You know we normally aren't rule followers, but in this situation, we just want to set expectations appropriately. The following rules are in effect:

Don’t be a d
We focused this event on people we know are good humans. But, we all have moments. So, do your best to participate in only happy ways, and flag for us if something has gone downhill. Alex will lay down the law easy peasy.

Book early or bunk bed
As mentioned, there are only a certain number of “adult” rooms (not bunk beds). We’d love to adjust it so that wasn’t the case, but alas. So, book early, or else you may risk being in a bunk bed. Sucks to suck.

Sharing is caring
We don’t expect anyone to pay for the bulk of anything that happens in the house, but at the same time, your girl and guy are not going to keep a running tab for the world. Try to embrace sharing is caring for ease of life.

No nudity
Yepp, sorry, pretty hard and fast rule not just for the house but because of basic human laws in public. Nudity is only allowed in your own space (room and bathroom), so just be smart. We will not save you from jail if you end up there.

Don’t get fancy, just get dancy
There is literally no reason to be Fancy Pants McGee. Well, perhaps one. We may have a photographer come for a few hours so if you want specific clothes for that, do it. HOWEVER, fancy clothes are no required for that or any other situation. Our recommendation? Athleisure and swimsuits are the way to go.

This is vacation
This should be the most low stress “wedding party” you’ve ever gone to. We have no interest in creating schedules, forcing people to activities, or really anything. Wake up late/early, go to bed late/early, do your thing. Just be nice.